whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

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scientifically accurate list of best beds on earth

iguanamouth:

  1. top of a bunk bed
  2. racecar bed
  3. a bed thats actually just a huge beanbag
  4. a bed shaped like a circle but also its covered in 100 dollar bills
  5. nest (birds only)
  6. display beds in furniture stores
  7. this 
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kat-blaque:

gothiccharmschool:

sizvideos:

Video

Why yes, I covet this desk. Of course I do. 

i want one so bad. 

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God Only Knows - The Beach Boys (Bioshock Barbershop Quartet Cover)

(Unknown Artist) - Bioshock Infinite Soundtrack (Complete Collection)

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failed step 1

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step 1: reblog a two part post in the right order

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mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

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raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

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ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

autisticlynx:

presidentmikasa:

twisted-oak:

The Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed is just 4 people being mean to an autistic man

this is The Best Post

+ 4 men being disgustingly misogynistic

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tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]

WOLFRAM ALPHA USES CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SHIELD AS A CIRCUMFERENCE COMPARISON I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?"

— Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)
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HW