so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there
and i asked him “what’s wrong?”
and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”
and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”
im still laughing oH FUCK
- top of a bunk bed
- racecar bed
- a bed thats actually just a huge beanbag
- a bed shaped like a circle but also its covered in 100 dollar bills
- nest (birds only)
- display beds in furniture stores
Why yes, I covet this desk. Of course I do.
i want one so bad.
my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
The Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed is just 4 people being mean to an autistic man
this is The Best Post
+ 4 men being disgustingly misogynistic
WOLFRAM ALPHA USES CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SHIELD AS A CIRCUMFERENCE COMPARISON I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'