consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

image

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

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popculturebrain:

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thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

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caledscratch:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

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m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

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